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Alone in the Universe

Ladies and gentlehumans, it's time once again for a stream of consciousness - a magical mystery tour guided only by the whims of my own mental meanderings and unfettered by the tyranny of grammar guardians or belletristic babysitters. This time out, the magic carpet...

My New E-book is Now Available!

Of Cabbages and Kings is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied up in a bow made out of humour. It’s a steampunk Rube Goldberg machine with extra fiddly bits, a literary labyrinth that takes the reader on a journey through subjects as diverse as celebrity, philosophy, and what you can learn about your business by changing your underwear.
Inside you’ll find stories that will make you laugh, cry and open your mind to the magnificently bizarre consensual hallucination called life. These essays are being inflicted on an innocent and unsuspecting public by a writer who often, with full awareness of his actions and with no regard for public safety or even human decency, ends sentences with a preposition.

The mind reels.

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